- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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