- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

Sorry boss

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

What abou three times

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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