What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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What's up? A direction...

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Ken wins!

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Will you marry me?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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