How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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