- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

what is big and white? the moon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

whats the best thing about polio...death

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

Good boy

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