Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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who farted your mother

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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