Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

What is a question?

Can I touch it?

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Farts smell bad!

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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