Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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