Joe Biden

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Asians

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

women's rights

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

guess what what? nothing.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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