- Anti Joke

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Meow.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

"Up to 50% off."

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.