The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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