- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

don't look behind you

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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