- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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