So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Land Rovers

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

OBAMA

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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