What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

A jew go out of a bar

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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verry nice how mUCH?

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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