Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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guess what chicken butt

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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