What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

verry nice how mUCH?

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What's up? The sky.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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