Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Cows go moo.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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