You should never talk to strangers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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a retard lost...

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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