- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why did the child step on a ball?

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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