What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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