- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What is cold? Winter

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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