- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Canada

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Canida

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

c+t+c?

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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