- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

I'm gay. No homo.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Girls

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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