That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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