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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

knock knock ... no one was in

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Get in the Batmobile.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

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