why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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