- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

like for a handjob.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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