You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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