- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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