What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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*you're

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Anti Joke

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