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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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