- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Womens' rights.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Gadaffi

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

I have no ideas.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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