- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.