Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Women's Sports

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