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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Womens rights

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

I grammer is gooder then yours.

69

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

i'm not gay

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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