What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Romney 2012

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

whats 2+2? 4

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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