i'm not gay

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Black People.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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