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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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