Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Yo mamas so fat.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

women playing football?

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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