How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Where is my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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