Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Thanks

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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