Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

a catholic priest and a young boy

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

My phone rang. So I answered it.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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