What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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I am on a escalator.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Pickles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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