How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Women's sports

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Penis

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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