whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Flab

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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What is worse

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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asparagus

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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