What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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My butt!!!!

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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