What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Nah

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

my mom raped yerr foot

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

How much did the Holla Cost?

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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