What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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My mom.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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