What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Wolf Pussy

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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ps3

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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