What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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sixty....eight.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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potato farming

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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