Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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women leaving the kitchen

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Women's rights.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Someone told me about this website.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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