What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Knock Knock Come in

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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who eats pencils asians

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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