What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

That's what he said.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Romney 2012

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

ROSS G IS OBESE

minced oaths

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

A baby seal walks into a club.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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