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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

antijokes

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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