- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Avery has crabs.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

jewish people like other jewish people.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What do you call Obama? - the president

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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