Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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knock knock your gay

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Anti Joke

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