- Anti Joke

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Knock knock. Come in.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Get in the van

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

A man walks into a bar.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

You smell bad? Cool.

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.