whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Women's rights.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Canida

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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you just lost the game!

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like facebook.com/john maon

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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knock knock Come in.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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