- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

do you know what's so funny? yup

Tim's gay.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Your mum is dead

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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