- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

baby seal walks into a bar

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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OGC - tilt your head

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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