A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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The WNBA

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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nice shorts.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Microsoft Windows

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Anti Joke

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