Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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A man walks into a bar.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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NEVER

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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