The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Penis

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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NEVER

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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