How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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baby seal walks into a bar

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Benevolent villain.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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