- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Nah

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

George Bush.

a little girl gets raped

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